Before I post my killer rap lyrics, I'd like to get a few disclaimers out there.
1. If my rap sounds like someone else, that's definitely intended. I've never claimed to be original.
2. If anyone reading has a cool voice and wants to record the song under my name, make millions and split the money two ways then I'm down.
3. Don't give me shit about my rap name. Shit's old. I'm talking jurassic fossilised hustle man.
Rarer than a rapper that aint ever seen scarface
Hittin harder than paralysis with no damn neckbrace
Me Ringo you Paul someone called us fuckin’ drum and bass.
I'm sweet, I'm painfu,l hang yo’self wit’ a strawberry lace
Everyone's a rapper goin' harder than the next
And everyone's a rapper chattin' money, cash, cheques
But nobody big enough to say they got a small dick
Now, errbody wanna come follow the jurassic click
People be talking shit wasting nothing but the time
I just twist it up gin and tonic slice of lime
If you see me going crazy just say 'oh its prolly all for the rhyme'
Look at me man, just too white for a life-a crime
Everyone's a rapper stacking stupid big weight
And everyone's a rapper tryna love mad hate
But nobody big enough to say they live with their mom
Now, err'body run when jurassic drop a bomb
Jurassic, Jurassic, how old are you
Check your textbook son dinosaur how we do
Jurassic, Jurassic, you the leanest thing around
Tell me 'bout it man I gots the fat girls droppin' pounds
Everyone's a rapper with the same old music vid
And everyone's a rapper comin' from the broke little street kid
But nobody big enough to say they used to play Perfect Dark
Now errbody wanna come 'round to see Jurassic's Park.
So, that's my rap song. Go hard or go home bitches.